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Put simply our guides are the best in business. It takes a special kind of person to be part of the Crazy Gang, and we’ve hand-picked a team that will not only match you shot for shot in the bars but will still be bright-eyed enough in the morning to pack you off to your activities. Think of your Crazy Guide as thirty percent your best friend, thirty percent your ringleader, thirty percent your mum, and ten percent the lunatic you avoid on street corners...

The Crazy Gang

Crazy Mike

The big daddy of the Crazy Gang. When Mike is not drinking his (considerable) body weight in beer, he is employed by the Russian secret service to interrogate and torture Chechen rebels. A consummate professional Mike never takes the dark side of his personality to his work as a Crazy Guide… unless you slip him fifty zloty.

Crazy Nadia

Nadia is in fact a computer-generated hologram, who responds only to the signals of a Sony DVD remote control. Press 'play' to activate her, 'pause' to shut her up and 'rewind' to have her slide backwards over the pavement moonwalk style. Plus discover the secret combination of buttons and she will turn up to your hotel in the morning with a full English breakfast a pint of freshly-squeezed alka seltzer.

Crazy Lil’B

Bart was rescued from a gutter by Crazy Mike aged nine and half, and he has since pledged his loyalty to his dying day to the Crazy Gang. Bart loves nothing more than perfecting 180 handbrake turns in the legendary Crazy Tours Trabant. He doesn’t have a driving license but he doesn’t need one because all the police in Poland are scared of catching rabies from him.

Crazy Ula

Since calling time on her career as a bare-handed assassin for the Serbian government, Ula (not her real name) has undergone extensive plastic surgery and assumed a new identity as a Crazy Guide. Thankfully she has kept up with her fitness regime and physically carries all stags to their activities, thus saving on transport costs.

Crazy Boris

Raised by wolves in Siberia, Borislav mainly communicates through grunts and growls, although interestingly he is fluent in Esperanto and Aramaic. One of the most good-tempered members of the Crazy Gang, customers should nonetheless remember to feed him a pound of horseflesh and a pint of milk (semi-skimmed) every two hours.