Warsaw: STAG ARREST & STRIP

£ 20 per person

The government has reason to believe that your filthy British stag is carrying a highly infectious bovine disease from the UK to the beautiful countryside of Poland. Two military policemen dressed in biohazard uniforms are under strict instructions to arrest and take him into quarantine for painful scientific experiments. Once the men in masks have handcuffed him and bundled him into an original Nysa Communist van, we’ll give him some light probing and then meet the whole group at a saucy strip club. Here the infected specimen at least gets a private dance after his ordeal!