Wroclaw: SEXY CLUBBING VAN

£ 260 per car

Even the Polish mafia will get out of you way as you blast down the highway in this jet-black clubbing machine, like you own the tarmac. Stick on some gangsta rap (the more obscene the better), break out the champagne, roll the LCD screens and start thrusting 50 zloty notes down the knickers of one of Poland’s hottest hos. Yes this ride is more bad ass than Busta Rhymes’ buttocks sucking up flaming Sambuca with a straw whilst toking on a phat spliff.