£ 65 per person
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Group must be dressed appropriately for door selection, no costumes allowed.
Group must be informed of the event (except, of course, the stag).
Info on stag"s health condition is needed (heart problems, epilepsy etc.)
Disclaimer is to be signed by party organizer.
The government has reason to believe that your filthy British stag is carrying a highly infectious bovine disease from the UK to the beautiful countryside of Poland. Two uniformed military policemen are under strict instructions take him into quarantine for painful scientific experiments. They will escort him into a replica marked militia vehicle, and give him some light probing. He will then be blindfolded and returned to the group at a saucy strip club where he'll have a private dance after his ordeal!